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Post by Mod Sarah on Mar 11, 2011 21:05:31 GMT -5
 Have you ever read the Harry Potter series? Do you look up to the boy-who-lived? Well, I’m sorry to inform you that the Harry Potter that you grew up with is not who you think he is. How do I know this? Well, I wrote the series. Yes, my name is Joanne Kathleen Rowling and I am a squib. I am a lot like Rita Skeeter and Gilderoy Lockhart combined; yes they’re as real as we are. I would not be writing this apology note if I had not been discovered by the Unspeakables who are making me write the real history of Harry Severus Potter before I am sentenced to life in Azkaban. Yes, Harry Potter is James son but his middle name was taken from his Godfather, Severus Tobias Snape. If Harry does not have James name then who does? The eldest of the Potter children, that’s who,
Not everything I have written is a lie. There still is a Harry Potter and every witch or wizard that I have ever written about exist. However, Harry Potter is not our main character. He is the youngest of seven children. Out of all seven children, Harry is the only one who is the carbon copy of his mother. All the other children are carbon copies of their father. The boy that fills Harry Potter shoes as Ron and Hermione’s best friend is Lucian Nicolas Potter.
Draco and his cronies are still bigoted about the pureblood business because they come from a wealthy family and any blood that isn’t pure should be rid of. Severus Snape is still the most feared teacher but he treats his students fairly, unlike the Snape that I’ve written about. Tom Riddle is married to Yumie Kaida (d'Eath) Riddle and they have two beautiful fraternal twins, Damien Melanion Riddle and Anastasia Calixte Riddle who are Seventh year house at Hogwarts.
Four of the five most infamous marauders are alive and two of them have children. James Potter married Lily Evans out of Hogwarts and had seven beautiful babies. Sirius is the godfather of the eldests James Sirius and Grant Benjamin Potter; Remus is the godfather of Lucian Nicolas, Avery Edwin, and Olivia Arwen Potter. Severus is the godfather of Randall Thane and Harry Severus Potter. Sirius got married out of Hogwarts as well but divorced after Halle Clarissa Black was born. He got together with Remus Lupin a year later and Remus is a good father-figure to Sirius’ children. Peter Pettigrew died while saving Lily from a mugger. He was shot and died instantly. Severus Snape was initiated into the marauder group during their sixth year at Hogwarts, after he found out about Remus’ furry little problem by accident, and was hence forth Shadowpaw.
The year is 1997 and many things can happen that we don’t expect to happen. James Sirius Potter and Grant Benjamin Potter are officially Aurors along with their father and godfather. Lucian is in his last year at Hogwarts and is a Quidditch Captain as well as head boy. Avery and Olivia are sixth years and belong to Hufflepuff and Slytherin respectively. Randall is in his fourth year at Hogwarts in the house of Ravenclaw. Harry still has another year before he can attend Hogwarts. I heard he is excited because he’ll be with three of four of his siblings and he is going to do everything he can to please his parents, godparents, aunts, uncles, and siblings. |
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